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Skit Archive - September 2003

  • Apartment Visit

    September 30, 2003

    skit

    Two friends are hanging out watching TV when the phone rings and God tells them He wants to stop by for a visit. They freak and begin cleaning the whole place. They dust off their Bibles, turn on Christian radio, etc. to get ready for the visit. During this time two visitors come at different times, needing something. The friends turn them away saying they are waiting on an important guest. To end, God calls them, and they ask where He is and He says He has been by two times. Quote Matthew 25:35-46.

    Characters:

    Narrator (God’s voice), friend #1, friend #2, homeless person needing shelter, and person whose car broke down and needs to use the phone

  • Facing The Coach!

    September 30, 2003

    skit

    Coach: Tweet! Okay Murphy! Okay Brian! Get in here—pronto. Now the Big Game is comin' up. This is our Super Bowl and we have a chance to win it all. You know the drills. We've gone through it hundreds of times. Let's get to work. Now I have to go watch some important footage…


    Brian: Hey Coach! You gonna watch films scoutin' out the other team's secret play?


    Murphy: Yeah Coach!?


    Coach: No, Oprah's on today with “How to make low cal banana splits.” Now back to work! I don't want any benchwarmers!
    (Brian immediately starts stretching and Murphy pulls out his shades and sunscreen.)


    Murphy: Hey, Brian! Brian!


    Brian: What?

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