Plot of Skit:
Each person has an occupation that they would be if they weren't huddle leaders.
This is just a funny skit that gives all the huddle leaders a chance to be up front.
All of them sing the song with just one person at a time singing the last part…”a
farmer I would be. Give, Bessie, give. My baby's got to live.” Then they all do
their individual lines before repeating and adding another person.

Characters: As many as you want

Listed below is the song and some examples for you to use.
If I weren't a huddle leader, I'll tell you what I'd be.
If I weren't a huddle leader, a ________ I would be.

Two friends are visiting. The Christian friend tries to persuade the sinner that he needs Christ. The sinner is not ready for that and walks away. (Play the song here.) He runs into one demon at a time who burdens him with a sign (sin) of alcohol, sex, rebellion, etc. He acts confused and weighted down. Then he runs into Satan who calls his demons and they torture the sinner. He calls for help from his friend, but he can’t help and yells, “Only Jesus can help you.” The man being tortured realizes Jesus is the answer and yells “Jesus, I need you.” Jesus comes and slays the demons. Then he takes the sins off one at a time and stands on them and holds the sinner (till the end of the song).

This is read by a narrator while the actors act.
Jesus and his disciples had spent a long day of teaching and preaching by the lake and the evening had come. The disciples were tired and hungry. So tired and hungry they could barely stand up. Jesus said, “Men, let’s get in the boat and head for the other side of the lake. There’s a McDonald’s over there.” When the disciples heard this, they jumped up and down with glee, giving each other high fives and hugs. Then they boarded the boat, talking sailor talk.

After they all got on the boat and they were on their way, Jesus found a beautiful cushion and laid his head on it, because he was very tired. He went to sleep immediately. He slept soundly—so soundly he snored.

Two former athletes are watching a game. They get into an argument about which of them was a better athlete. Jesus walks in and asks to sit down. The two question Him about where He went to school (University of Nazareth), and which sport He played (Cross Training). In the questions He describes salvation and the cross experience. One walks out and rejects Him. The other listens and stops harassing Him, eventually coming to know Him in a personal way.